some of the comments on the X are quite amusing
I enjoyed '"Curly, Larry and Shoulder to the head" in particular...
Two men and naughty captain
Dumb and Dumber and Dumb as Poop
England's greatest attacking threat and two backs watch on intently.
In good news though Farrell's defence attorney has been appointed


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Who do I have to shag around here to get some biscuits...?
"I look up to him, because he's the vice captain."
"I look up to him, because he's the captain"
"I know my place"
"But I look down on him because a vice captain shouldn't be getting carded."
"And I look down on him because a captain shouldn't be getting carded and a red card to boot."
"I know my place... is secure."
Three little maids from school
I think they’re going to run out of seats.
No, don’t worry, I’m off down the tunnel soon.
Borthwick's front row experiment not a success
"Don't worry, I know a really good lawyer"
"I look up to him, because he's the vice captain."
"I look up to him, because he's the captain"
"I know my place"
"But I look down on him because a vice captain shouldn't be getting carded."
"And I look down on him because a captain shouldn't be getting carded and a red card to boot."
"I know my place... is secure."
This turned out to be more prophetic than I imagined.