He really makes it sound like he's never seen any of these players before. And I did actually laugh at him mentioning Fin Smith and Charlie Atkinson at the same time as Marcus Smith and Joe Simmonds.
Not at all surprised that Ford - Eddie's favourite villain - is in line for the chop. Poor guy. The one time he's allowed to showcase his skills he has a great game, then gets asked to just kick the leather off it in the next match.
No sign of any acknowledgement that Billy was a huge waste of space either.