So although it takes 3 years to change a squad, or even 1 year (even though that’s clearly impossible) that doesn’t apply to Quins.

Ok so that leaves the current squad.

And you’re giving the new coaching team until November?

And again you’re talking about recruitment - which wasn’t done by the new coaching team and was complete before their arrival.

Finally - you’re bored of all the managers of a sports team saying what managers of a sports team say about a sports team. What do you propose Gustard should say? I mean he could knock out some karaoke I guess, or maybe giving updates on share prices and bond yields would be more crowd appropriate.

I hope he sorts out our defence, keeps us up and starts working to clear our players he doesn’t want or rate. Why we will have brown, care, robshaw, horwill, and more with no one challenging for their spot is a total mystery.

Sadly the idea that anyone can make a “spectacular” turn around of some b-list squad fillers and England players at the end of their careers who are all focussed on Japan is a mystery.

We need a new start - we’ve got one - but I’d expect Gustard to say it’s a long job and wouldn’t knock him for it.

So yeah - I don’t have a clue what you’re on about