So, after the last few requests falling on deaf ears (I can only assume I correctly identified we were crap)which put fear into the keyboard warriors, once again I am putting on offer a chance to meet me and have a pint. I’ll be at the Exeter game, let’s make it happen.
Sorry what planet do you live on
“ We were crap” ? We won the game
Sorry what planet do you live on
“ We were crap” ? We won the game
It’s more a collective. Jumped the gun a bit
Sorry MQ. I'm quite busy.
I need to bubble sort my CD collection
Sorry MQ. I'm quite busy.
I need to bubble sort my CD collection
If you like I can let you know my table number in spoons and you can order me a drink anyway? I will be disappointed if it’s anything other than a double JD with dash of anti freeze
Sitting listening to you justifying your negativity and Club bashing plus the use of words like "spanner" and "haters" in a very unfunny way is not terribly appealing. We all know that Hercules has his hands full clearing out the Aegean Stables , we're not idiots. However, to have a presence constantly reminding us of our failings and bigging themselves up as the Oracle is, well, rather tiresome I'm sorry to say.
Nothing personal, I'm sure you are a basically decent chap halfway to salvation by being a Quins Fan but, gawd, give it a rest son.
So that's a no for you then, Deadly 😁
If anyone is looking for an excuse - here are some:
Sorry - I can't make it as I am busy as . . .
-I have started training to become a water carrier — mentally, emotionally, and spiritually
-starting to watch all 28 series of Home Under the Hammer from the beginning
-I'm busy sorting my spice rack by level of emotional attachment
-I'm halfway through recharging all my rechargeable batteries to the exact same percentage
-Sorry, I’ve vowed to memorise every Harlequins squad list since 1866 in alphabetical and chronological order
-I have committed to watching a YouTube livestream of paint drying
-I'm reorganising my sock drawer
-I'm rewatching the 2003 World Cup final but only the scrums
-I promised I'd knit tiny scrum caps for my garden gnomes
-Busy creating a scent-based quiz to identify each Harlequins player by the smell of their post-match jersey
-I'm compiling a coffee table book of inspirational line-out formations
-Can't make it — I’m painting my living room in Harlequins quarters using match-worn socks as rollers
-Currently training my cat to understand the concept of a rolling maul
I'm washing my bald head?
I think a good few of you are rather harsh on MQ..........just remember hurty words can accelerate mental health issues
You're right. If you know of any words or phrases in particular, let us know so we can know to avoid using them...
I think a good few of you are rather harsh on MQ..........just remember hurty words can accelerate mental health issues 
My train thread I posted the other day was a good one! I'm big and strong though and have had worse
Hurty words is a 2 way street in getting Nowheresville.
At least the bloke's brave enough to step forward.