Sorry what planet do you live on
“ We were crap” ? We won the game

Sorry MQ. I'm quite busy.
I need to bubble sort my CD collection

Sitting listening to you justifying your negativity and Club bashing plus the use of words like "spanner" and "haters" in a very unfunny way is not terribly appealing. We all know that Hercules has his hands full clearing out the Aegean Stables , we're not idiots. However, to have a presence constantly reminding us of our failings and bigging themselves up as the Oracle is, well, rather tiresome I'm sorry to say.

Nothing personal, I'm sure you are a basically decent chap halfway to salvation by being a Quins Fan but, gawd, give it a rest son.

If anyone is looking for an excuse - here are some:

Sorry - I can't make it as I am busy as . . .

-I have started training to become a water carrier — mentally, emotionally, and spiritually
-starting to watch all 28 series of Home Under the Hammer from the beginning
-I'm busy sorting my spice rack by level of emotional attachment
-I'm halfway through recharging all my rechargeable batteries to the exact same percentage
-Sorry, I’ve vowed to memorise every Harlequins squad list since 1866 in alphabetical and chronological order
-I have committed to watching a YouTube livestream of paint drying
-I'm reorganising my sock drawer
-I'm rewatching the 2003 World Cup final but only the scrums
-I promised I'd knit tiny scrum caps for my garden gnomes
-Busy creating a scent-based quiz to identify each Harlequins player by the smell of their post-match jersey
-I'm compiling a coffee table book of inspirational line-out formations
-Can't make it — I’m painting my living room in Harlequins quarters using match-worn socks as rollers
-Currently training my cat to understand the concept of a rolling maul

I'm washing my bald head?

Polishing, surely?

You're right. If you know of any words or phrases in particular, let us know so we can know to avoid using them...

Hurty words is a 2 way street in getting Nowheresville.